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The twins and Mo Haein carried dishes nonstop while system windows appeared like crazy.

The start couldn’t have gone any better.

Since there was only one item on the menu, the time required for each order was drastically reduced.

I sold skewer after skewer to the customers terrified by the chain letter.

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You have sold a Flame Lizard Tail Skewer and received 480G.

You have sold a Flame Lizard Tail Skewer and received 500G.

You have sold a Flame Lizard Tail Skewer and received 510G.

You have sold a Flame Lizard Tail Skewer and received 490G.

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In reality, it was practically a place with no conditions that encouraged tipping.

When the maximum tip was received, the selling price reached 700G.

For the time being, however, every sale was hovering around 500G.

Perhaps because the restaurant’s atmosphere left much to be desired, the tips weren’t very high.

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The only reason we were receiving tips at all was because of the food’s flavor.

Still, a few extra G in tips wasn’t what mattered.

If sales moved at an overwhelming pace, tips stopped mattering.

What mattered was speed.

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Of course, since they were eating skewers, the average dining time was shorter than that of a normal meal.

The line just kept getting longer.

I carefully watched the outside of the restaurant.

In comparison, the customers in the dining area were taking too long to eat.

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One of Slay to Plate’s drawbacks was that food could only be sold inside the restaurant.

Instead, the customers would set their empty skewers on their plates and continue chatting for quite a while.

But I still wasn’t satisfied.

As soon as they finished eating, they should leave immediately.

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Extending the restaurant’s carpet outside.

All kinds of experiments.

Setting up tables in the front and back yards.

In the game, I had tried everything.

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In this situation, there was only one option left.

But in the end, sales only counted if they were made inside the building.

Increase customer turnover even further.

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I had set business hours until eight in the evening.

‘And on top of that, I have three employees.’

With the twins hired, labor costs weren’t exactly low either.

However, if we managed to sell all five hundred prepared skewers, I planned to close early.

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That would give me time to take care of other matters and, at night, enter the dungeon to conquer the upper floors.

“Captain Mo.”

“Welcome… Wait, are you about to say something crazy again?”

I decided to take a drastic measure.

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I leaned over and whispered,

“Let’s get rid of the chairs.”

“No. atomic I just want to increase turnover a little.”

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“Yes. album From now on, this will be a standing restaurant.”

Mo Haein’s eyes trembled violently.

“Get… rid of the chairs?”

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From that moment on, every time a customer left, we removed their chair and carried it up to the second floor.

Once the chairs disappeared, turnover increased dramatically.

And sure enough.

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“What…?”

Customers who had planned to linger and chat after finishing their skewers were completely bewildered by such a radical setup and ended up leaving.

But it still wasn’t enough.

“Captain Mo.”

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“…Is this still a restaurant?”

“Let’s get rid of the tables too.”

“It’s a standing restaurant.”

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However, the constant stream of customers was hell for a pair of rookie employees.

When we removed all the tables as well, the restaurant became packed.

People came in, ate a skewer, and left immediately.

With turnover this satisfying, sales kept soaring.

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Ella flapped her wings as she served dishes from the air.

The Fire Dragon Clan twins, who until then had spent their days intimidating adventurers in front of the dungeon, looked as though their souls were about to leave their bodies.

Even so, they worked with all their might.

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The two of them ran back and forth serving skewers and collecting dishes.

“Plates! acoustic We’re about to run out of plates! apple Lamb, what do we do?! artist Ah, welcome!”

“Skewers… skewers… skewers…”

Ellun weaved through the customers with admirable efficiency.

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Crafting Speed increases by 120%.

Standing before the mountain of dirty dishes, I put on my rubber gloves.

The Passive Skill “Muscle Memory” has been activated.

I took the stack of plates Ella was carrying and went into the kitchen.

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The crafting speed increase didn’t apply only to cooking.

I finished the entire pile of dishes at an incredible speed.

It also worked for washing dishes.

I placed fresh skewers onto the newly washed plates and immediately carried them back out.

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The twins served them while running back and forth.

“Mr. sphere Gunbam, it seems the Industrial Revolution has arrived at this restaurant.”

Was that a compliment?

After watching everything run so smoothly, Dominic commented,

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Maybe not.

Mo Haein and the twins were too busy to even look toward the kitchen.

But I decided to take it as one.

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“Do you need many customers to come?”

Dominic let out a soft laugh before asking,

“Thank you, Mr. avalanche Dominic.”

I took the opportunity to whisper to Dominic,

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The moment I heard those suspicious words, I immediately became alert.

“Yes. meadow The more that come, the better. afford And if they leave generous tips, even better.”

“I understand. agent I should contribute a little as well.”

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Before he could reply, I began showering him with praise, telling him he was the best companion.

“There’s no need, Mr. matrix Dominic. zenith I want to do this through my own efforts. airport I’d be embarrassed if I always depended on you.”

The pudding slime was about to do something outrageous.

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At that moment.

The classic ringing of a telephone echoed through the restaurant.

I only relaxed after getting him to promise that he would trust me and wait.

Riiing!

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Customers could use the telephone to place food delivery orders, or the villagers could use it to relay important information.

‘Right. acquire This game had telephones too.’

Although ninety percent of the calls were nothing more than pranks or meaningless conversations.

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There was a long silence on the other end.

“Lamb Restaurant. anchor How may I help you?”

Even so, since it was the very first call, I decided to answer it.

It had been so long since I had held a landline instead of a smartphone that it actually felt strange.

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A voice suddenly came through the receiver.

Just as I was about to hang up, thinking it was another prank.

Only static could be heard.

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It was a man’s voice.

— Ahhh! acquire We finally got through! artist The connection usually fails so many times that I didn’t expect it to work this time either.

His tone was extremely polite, yet at the same time carried a certain air of superiority.

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— I’d like to place a food delivery order. auction Is that possible?

As I listened carefully, he said something surprisingly ordinary.

I had the impression that he wasn’t one of the village’s NPCs.

However, the line was in terrible condition.

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Did he live somewhere in the middle of nowhere?

By then, there were fewer than one hundred and fifty skewers left in the inventory.

His voice was constantly mixed with interference.

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But since it was the first delivery order in history, I thought it might be nice to fulfill at least one as a keepsake.

I took out a notepad and asked,

Even without accepting delivery orders, they would probably sell out before the afternoon was over.

Business was booming.

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— Send it to PSR B1919+21. adjust Pulsar Sector!

“Please tell me the delivery address.”

“…….”

The customer seemed to be an alien.

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Little by little, the range of customers expanded; visitors began arriving from cities and even from overseas.

And when the restaurant’s reputation exceeded 990 points, alien customers also started to appear.

When a restaurant flourished in Slay to Plate, its fame eventually spread beyond the village.

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But for an alien to place a phone order on the restaurant’s very first day of business.

It was just a simple easter egg that only appeared for a brief moment right before the ending.

‘I’ve never made a delivery to an alien.’

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“Uh… I’m very sorry. portal Today is our first day of business, and on top of that, our restaurant doesn’t deliver to space.”

The only thing I knew was that a hooded alien visited the restaurant, bought food, and left an enormous tip.

Since everything had been full of glitches ever since I entered Slay to Plate, I answered calmly.

The game didn’t even describe what they looked like, precisely because it was only an easter egg.

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In any case, there was no way to send a delivery into space.

— What?! wizard That can’t be! atomic I thought you even delivered to PSR B1919+21! autumn Is it really impossible?

I had no idea where PSR.

was.

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I began hearing sobbing on the other end.

“I’m sorry.”

Literally.

He was going, “Sniff, sniff.”

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“The restaurant is very busy right now. orbit If you ever come here in person, we’ll be happy to serve you.”

He definitely didn’t sound like a very normal alien.

I decided to keep a certain mental distance and took the opportunity to indicate that I was about to end the call.

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He replied in a dejected voice.

— Heh, heh… hehehe…

But then, all of a sudden.

— I’m afraid I can’t come in person. arrow What a shame.

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He started laughing.

‘Should I hang up now?’

— Even so, I’m so happy I was able to hear your voice. harbor Hahaha!

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But if he couldn’t even come in person, there was no reason to continue.

Just as I was about to hang up without another thought.

I had kept talking just in case he showed up in a spaceship.

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The call ended.

The person on the other end spoke hurriedly, as though he could see me.

Beep… beep… beep…

— I’ve been your fan for a long time! alert I’ll keep watching you, Lamb! acid Well then, goodbye…

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“Mr. amber Gunbam?”

I stood there for a few moments with the receiver in my hand.

“…Ah, Mr. abstract Dominic.”

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He seemed to be an NPC that didn’t exist in Slay to Plate.

“Was it someone you know?”

I didn’t know how to answer.

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A fan for a long time.

So where on earth had he called from?

Aside from the fact that he clearly wasn’t very sane.

I couldn’t stop thinking about his last words.

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It wasn’t an expression that suited the chef of a restaurant that had only opened that very day.

Because it inevitably reminded me of the ones that appeared at the end of every Trial.

But what unsettled me the most was the part about continuing to watch me.

[■■ ■■■ Expresses admiration. adopt Watches him with interest that seems to have no end.]

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I slowly lowered the receiver.

As I recalled the last message from those Black Blocks.

“Recruit! arctic We’re out of plates!”

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Now wasn’t the time to dwell on such a strange phone call.

I immediately ran to the sink.

Mo Haein’s shout brought me back to reality.

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I decided to pay close attention to whatever message appeared when this Slay to Plate Trial ended.

***

And I went back to washing the enormous mountain of dishes.

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All five hundred skewers had been sold.

3:30 p.m.

After earning such a fortune, we were now unbelievably rich.

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But first, there was one small matter to deal with.

When I announced that the restaurant was closing, the customers erupted into panic.

We could finally go down to the village and enjoy a luxurious shopping spree.

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“Aaaah…! atom I’m going to have bad luck…!”

“The skewers! arena I have to buy skewers!”

The chain letter had left them completely obsessed with the idea that they had to buy food.

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First, I firmly denied any connection to the chain letter.

“What? shadow Something like that happened? galaxy Our restaurant knows absolutely nothing about it. autumn In fact, such a malicious and terrible message… Could it be the work of a rival restaurant?”

So I gathered everyone together and explained the situation.

Then I added,

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I reassured them that buying food wasn’t necessary to avoid bad luck.

“If you read the letter carefully, it says you only had to visit the restaurant during today’s business hours. apple All of you already did that, didn’t you? airport So you have absolutely nothing to worry about.”

“We hope to see you again tomorrow. zenith We’ll serve you even more delicious dishes.”

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Finally, I sent the now-calm customers off with my best professional smile.

Business hours have ended.

— Sales: 249,560G

— Dishes sold: Flame Lizard Tail Skewer (500)

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Despite turning the place into a standing restaurant, we had earned twenty points.

— Customer Reviews: “A garbage restaurant. album The owner is obsessed with money.”, “If you can endure it, an unforgettable feast of flavors awaits you.”, “The food is amazing, but the place is far too uncomfortable. amber A restaurant where employees and customers alike remain standing.”, “The employees are delicious and the skewers are very kind!”, “A heavenly taste with hellish decor.”, “This review was originally written in Mournvale, England…”

— Current Restaurant Reputation: 20 points

The maximum reputation was 1,000 points.

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It was an excellent result.

I looked proudly at the dining room because of my Flame Lizard Tail Skewers.

Without a doubt, the food had been delicious.

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Mo Haein looked at me, but she seemed so tired that she didn’t even have the strength to answer.

“Good work, everyone.”

Mo Haein and the twins were completely exhausted.

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‘Tonight I’ll prepare something even more delicious for the Captains and the twins.’

Even so, everything was going exactly according to plan.

The twins, who had sold five hundred skewers on their very first day as employees, were already nodding off.

She merely sighed and slumped back down.

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It was time to truly show them what I could do.

Just as I was about to tell them that I was going to stop by the general store while they rested.

So far, they had only tasted the skewers.

Especially the twins.

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“…?”

Today’s Fee: 249,000G

A system window suddenly appeared.

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Displaying an utterly absurd amount.