Chapter 9

So I started frequently making my presence known by the river.

Trying to let people know that the River God truly exists, and that wishes can possibly be granted.

It’s just that the river I reside in is becoming more and more polluted.

And fewer and fewer people come to the riverbank.

Occasionally, someone would see me, and I’d tell them to make a wish.

But the wishes they made were always ill-intentioned.

“I wish my wife would automatically divorce me so I can be with my first love!”

Are you kidding? This old lady is a righteous River God, pure and upright!

Not a garbage disposal plant.

I gave that guy a good beating.

After he went back, he spread rumors online that there was a crazy woman living by Zhou River, claiming to be the “River God.”

Telling everyone not to go, that the crazy woman bites.

I’ll bite you dead!

What an oddball.

Ao Xiu told me not to be so cynical, saying there are plenty of people like that nowadays.

It’s just a thought, not a crime.

If he actually killed his wife, that would be an unforgivable sin.

The more he talked, the more disappointed I became in men.

Ao Xiu even encouraged me to go on a blind date and marry the River God from the neighboring province.

Ao Xiu: “Ze Quan, that’s the Great River God of a scenic tourist area! Marry him and you’ll have a lifetime of merit and no worries. You can ascend to High Godhood with him anytime!”