Chapter 1

I’m a little river god from the countryside who’s been cultivating for a thousand years.

It’s the 21st century now, and fewer and fewer people believe in gods.

My business volume has plummeted.

That day, I got a notice from above: if my performance doesn’t meet standards this year, my chance to ascend to a higher deity will be revoked.

Even though I’m a thousand-year-old river god, I’m still just an earth immortal. My biggest wish in this life is to ascend to the heavens.

I’m so anxious, I’m already losing my hair from all the worry.

Old Turtle Spirit even brought me some bad news: the Snail Girl living next door failed in her pursuit of love and almost kicked the bucket.

I was curious: “Is her lover really that handsome? Why is she so devoted?”

Old Turtle Spirit: “Love makes people foolish.

“Speaking for myself, I don’t think he’s as handsome as Xie Yu.”

Xie Yu?

Ah, the little ancestor, the only male heir for ten generations of the Xie family.

He does have a good looking face, especially those peach blossom eyes. He doesn’t even need to say much; just one glance can melt your bones.

Girls at his school chase after him in droves.

But this kid is a bit arrogant, high-minded, and no one ever catches his eye.