Good heavens, at a time like this, that dog of a King of Hell, Rong Si, has no idea where he’s run off to.

Word is, he offended his little girlfriend a while back and went off to chase after her.

I was more shocked than if I’d heard that the playboy Ao Xiu had finally settled down.

Even that sharp-tongued, tsundere Rong Si has fallen in love?

Then what excuse do I have not to?

I waited for ages until Rong Si finally returned. The guy must have been dumped by his little girlfriend, because his face was sour and his temper was even worse.

As soon as I asked for his help, he let out a cold snort.

“Not helping.”

Serves him right for getting dumped!

I was so anxious that blisters were forming on my lips.

Waiting for him had already wasted a significant amount of time.

A day in Hell is a year in the mortal realm.

Even just a few hours meant a long time had passed for the humans.

I blurted out, “Help me, and I’ll give you half of my divine power!”

Rong Si smiled faintly. “All of it.”

I raged, “You vicious man!”

Rong Si replied, “I’m doing this for your own good. Once you ascend in the coming days, it’s best to have this Earth Immortal divine power washed away. Besides, the heavenly lightning during the ascension tribulation is incredibly painful when it cleanses the marrow.”

I’ve always been easy to trick, and being anxious and flustered made me even easier.

“Fine, deal!”

It was only after Rong Si drained my divine power that he said:

“I lied.”

I was furious and lunged at him, wanting to land a hit.

He dodged it with ease. “If you’re going to ascend, this Earth Immortal divine power really is useless, you know. I didn’t lie about that part.”

“It’s just that, whether I drain it or not, it’s going to be very painful.”

Good heavens, of all times, that dog of a King of Hell, Rong Si, had vanished to who-knows-where.

Word had it that he had offended his little girlfriend a while back and had gone off to chase after her.

I was more shocked by this than I would be hearing that the playboy Ao Xiu had settled down.

Even Rong Si, that sharp-tongued, tsundere jerk, was in love?

Then what excuse did I have to stay single?

I had to wait a long time before Rong Si finally returned. The guy had probably been dumped by his little girlfriend, because his face was sour and his temper was foul.

The moment he heard I needed his help, he let out a cold snort.

“No.”

Serves him right for getting dumped!

I was so anxious that canker sores were breaking out on my lips.

Waiting for him had already cost me a lot of time.

A day in Hell is a year in the mortal realm.

Even if it was just a few hours, a long time had already passed in the human world.

Anxiously, I said, “Help me, and I’ll give you half of my divine power!”

Rong Si smiled faintly. “All of it.”

I fumed, “You wicked man!”

Rong Si replied, “I’m doing this for your own good. Once you ascend in the near future, it’s best to completely cleanse yourself of this earthly deity power. Besides, having your marrow cleansed by the heavenly tribulation lightning is extremely painful.”

I was already easy to fool, and in my current state of frantic anxiety, I was an even easier target.

“Fine, deal!”

Only after Rong Si drained my divine power did he speak up.

“I lied to you.”

Enraged, I lunged forward to hit him.

He dodged effortlessly. “If you are to ascend, this earthly deity power is indeed useless to you. I didn’t lie to you about that.”

“It’s just that whether I drain it or not, it’s going to hurt like hell either way.”

Good heavens, of all times, that dog of a King of Hell, Rong Si, had vanished to who-knows-where.

Word had it that he had offended his little girlfriend a while back and had gone off to chase after her.

I was more shocked by this than I would be hearing that the playboy Ao Xiu had settled down.

Even Rong Si, that sharp-tongued, tsundere jerk, was in love?

Then what excuse did I have to stay single?

I had to wait a long time before Rong Si finally returned. The guy had probably been dumped by his little girlfriend, because his face was sour and his temper was foul.

The moment he heard I needed his help, he let out a cold snort.

“No.”

Serves him right for getting dumped!

I was so anxious that canker sores were breaking out on my lips.

Waiting for him had already cost me a lot of time.

A day in Hell is a year in the mortal realm.

Even if it was just a few hours, a long time had already passed in the human world.

Anxiously, I said, “Help me, and I’ll give you half of my divine power!”

Rong Si smiled faintly. “All of it.”

I fumed, “You wicked man!”

Rong Si replied, “I’m doing this for your own good. Once you ascend in the near future, it’s best to completely cleanse yourself of this earthly deity power. Besides, having your marrow cleansed by the heavenly tribulation lightning is extremely painful.”

I was already easy to fool, and in my current state of frantic anxiety, I was an even easier target.

“Fine, deal!”

Only after Rong Si drained my divine power did he speak up.

“I lied to you.”

Enraged, I lunged forward to hit him.

He dodged effortlessly. “If you are to ascend, this earthly deity power is indeed useless to you. I didn’t lie to you about that.”

“It’s just that whether I drain it or not, it’s going to hurt like hell either way.”

Good heavens, at the most critical moment, that dog of a King of Hell, Rong Si, doesn’t know where he’s run off to.

I heard that he offended his little girlfriend a while back and went off to chase her down.

I was even more shocked than when I heard Ao Xiu, the playboy of the seas, had finally settled down.

Even Rong Si, with his sharp tongue and stubborn pride, is in love?

Then what excuse do I have not to be?

I waited a long time for Rong Si to return. The guy had probably been dumped by his girlfriend, because his face was sour and his temper was even worse.

As soon as I asked for his help, he let out a cold snort.

“Not helping.”

Serves him right for getting dumped!

I was so anxious I developed sores on my lips.

Waiting for him had already wasted so much time.

A day in Hell is a year in the mortal realm.

Even if it was just a few hours, a long time had already passed in the human world.

I said urgently, “Help me, and I’ll give you half of my divine power!”

Rong Si smiled faintly. “All of it.”

I raged, “You vicious man!”

Rong Si replied, “I’m doing this for your own good. Once you ascend in the coming days, it’s best to have this Earth Immortal divine power cleansed away. Besides, the heavenly lightning during the tribulation is incredibly painful when it cleanses the marrow.”

I was already easy to trick, and being anxious and flustered made me even easier.

“Fine, it’s a deal!”

Only after Rong Si drained my divine power did he say:

“I lied.”

I was furious and lunged at him, wanting to hit him.

He dodged easily. “If you want to ascend, this Earth Immortal power is indeed useless. I didn’t lie about that part.”

“It’s just that whether I drain it or not, it’s going to hurt regardless.”

Good heavens, at the most critical moment, that dog of a King of Hell, Rong Si, doesn’t know where he’s run off to.

Word is, he offended his little girlfriend a while back and went off to chase after her.

I was more shocked by that than when I heard Ao Xiu, the playboy of the seas, had finally settled down.

Even Rong Si, that sharp-tongued, die-hard tsundere, is in love?

If that’s the case, what excuse do I have not to be?

I waited for ages before Rong Si finally returned. The guy must have been dumped by his girlfriend; his face was sour and his temper was even worse.

As soon as I asked for his help, he let out a cold snort.

“Not helping.”

Serves him right for getting dumped!

I was so anxious I developed blisters on my lips.

Waiting for him had already wasted so much time.

A day in Hell is a year in the mortal realm.

Even if it was just a few hours, a long time had already passed in the human world.

I said urgently, “Help me, and I’ll give you half of my divine power!”

Rong Si smiled faintly. “All of it.”

I retorted angrily, “You vicious man!”

Rong Si replied, “I’m doing this for your own good. Once you ascend in the coming days, it’s best to have this Earth Immortal divine power cleansed away. Besides, the heavenly lightning during your ascension tribulation is extremely painful when it cleanses the marrow.”

I’ve always been easy to trick, and being anxious and flustered made me even easier.

“Fine, deal!”

Only after Rong Si drained my divine power did he say:

“I lied.”

I was furious and lunged at him, wanting to hit him.

He dodged with ease. “If you want to ascend, this Earth Immortal power is indeed useless, so I didn’t lie about that part.”

“It’s just that whether I drain it or not, it’s going to hurt like hell anyway.”